my entire dash right now:
america and england were dating
england made america pay for everything
england was even moving into america’s houses
basically england was a total jerk
so america wrote a strongly worded letter and broke up with england
i’m 1776% sure that the fourth of july is my favorite holiday.
WE THREW YOUR TEA IN A WELL
DON’T ASK ME I’LL NEVER TELL
WE RAN AWAY AS IT FELL
YOU SHITS WERE IN OUR WAY
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
NOW THE WHOLE TEAM FUCKIN HERE
the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.