i-lost-my-password:

my entire dash right now:

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Started from 13 colonies now we here.

summary of the 4th of july

regalrory:

america and england were dating 

england made america pay for everything

england was even moving into america’s houses 

basically england was a total jerk

so america wrote a strongly worded letter and broke up with england 

  • America: I knew you were trouble when you walked in
  • Britain: Shame on me now-ow, lost a war that i could never win
  • America: Now you're laying in the cold hard ground
  • 4thofjulys:

    i’m 1776% sure that the fourth of july is my favorite holiday.

    thesummerset:

Indianapolis, thank you for hanging with us today.
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    4thofjulys:

    WE THREW YOUR TEA IN A WELL 

    DON’T ASK ME I’LL NEVER TELL

    WE RAN AWAY AS IT FELL

    YOU SHITS WERE IN OUR WAY

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    koryarch:

    STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM

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    NOW THE WHOLE TEAM FUCKIN HERE

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    ohvegeta:

    froghat:

    the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.

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    fuckin ready